2 jokes that always crack me up...
Two cannibals were eating a clown and one cannibal said to the other, "does this taste funny to you?"
What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom? you're a fungi (fun-gi)
hehehe.... these are usually always bound to put me in a good mood... i love the simple jokes!!
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4 comments:
Ha ha. I like those.
I know some that are funny ... but maybe inappropriate. Let me know if you want to haer (read) them...
post your jokes, i don't mind a bit... if anyone doesn't like them then they don't have to read them...
Well, my dad told me this one -
Q: If waitresses with big boobs work at Hooters, where do the waitresses with only one leg work?
A: I-Hop!
The other one I like goes like this:
A man forgot his wife's birthday. She said to him, "When I wake up in the morning, there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 5 seconds
When she woke up the next morning there was a small box in her driveway. She went and opened it and found a bathroom scale inside! :)
OMG!!! those were so freaking hilarious!!! i am going to have to remember those!!!
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